Really, it is.
You probably build websites using vim and feeling hardcore. You think your 4.99KB motherfuckingwebsite(.com) is going to get you some fucking award to put on your damn footer as a link. You think your fucking default font is gonna make your website run even on a toaster.
Let me describe the real perfect-ass website which still has the glory of the past motherfuckingwebsites:
This website is even better than the last guy and the guy before him.
0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
Yeah, a #444 is cool but a #555 is better.
We don't need to break our eyes while looking at a motherfuckingwebsite.
Remember, not everybody is blind, and not everybody wants to read a fucking 2 inches letter on a 27 inches screen, so keep it cool. Don't exaggerate in size, but don't make an ant-compatible text either.
We're not looking at a novel by Stephanie Meyer, this is a motherfuckingwebsite so include some pictures to give a context.
The website shouldn't be overfilled with pictures, but it should make the user happy while reading your nonsense words.
You see that fancy cat? He's happy, you should be too.
But this doesn't mean you should load your motherfuckingwebsite with shitty animations, instead keep it simple, minify its resources and use images responsibly. Remember the IPoAC users!
Good design is as little design as possible.
Some German motherfucker on motherfuckingwebsite.com
That's not entirely true, look at that motherfuckingwebsite. It's so minimal that it can be considered crap.
Actually this website was made to follow the trend of the motherfuckingwebsite and the bettermotherfuckingwebsite.
Despite what was said here they're beautiful and truly among the best websites on the internet (even though this is still thebestmotherfuckingwebsite), so go check 'em out.
Seriously, follow some of the advice we gave you, they'll "make the web great again" Cit. needed
This website was created by an annoyed developer that can be followed on Twitter, followed on GitHub or contacted here, on his ultra-minimalist website
The cat picture was taken from the cool Pixabay website: check it out, it's really cool and full of CC0 (aka Public Domain) content. The author is 1899441 (seriously? His username looks like my PIN code!), the old picture was by aloiswohlfahrt, but I had to change it, cause it was too heavy and too cute. You can open an issue on GitHub if you think that this decision goes against the rules of a good looking motherfuckingwebsite.
This website can be freely copied, modified, altered, distributed without any attribution whatsoever. However, if you feel like this website deserves an attribution, mention it. It won't hurt anybody :)
Please, read the license terms.
Don't worry, it can be read in less than 30 seconds, unless you have some sort of reading disability - in that case, I'm wondering why you're still reading this text. Really. Stop. Please. I mean, seriously. Why are you still reading?
Since this website includes some contributions, and I'm not an asshole, I'll publically thank the following users for their help: